"I want to pet your dog, not your dick" is something we've all had to say to some creep, walking his dog....right??!

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

PLEASE NOTE: The size chart is measured when the clothing is laying down FLAT on a surface such as a bed/table/floor/etc. The size chart does not represent the sizing of the item while it is on somebody's person and/or person! Colors on this item may also appear lighter or darken than they appear due to the lighting of your device's screen.

Size guide